Whoever said that logic is something which is completely abstract? Here, I have dumbed down logic for your sake. Understand the concept carefully, and one day, you might evolve into a human being.
To Prove : God Does Not Exist
1. Nobody is perfect.
2. God is perfect
3. Therefore, God is Nobody.
4. Therefore, He does not exist.
To Prove : God does not Exist
1. I stink, therefore I am.
2. Thus the less you stink the less real you are.
3. The cleaner you are the less you stink.
4. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
5. Therefore God doesn't exist.
To Prove : Ray Charles is God
1. God is love.
2. Love is blind
3. Ray Charles is blind.
4. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
To Prove : I am immortal
1. Nobody is immortal.
2. Everyone says I'm nobody.
3. Therefore I'm immortal.
To Prove : I am God
1. My teachers said that they would never get rid of me.
2. Therefore, I would trouble them for ever.
3. Therefore, I am immortal.
4. Only God Is Immortal
5. I Am God
To Prove : I am the ultimate master of torture
1. Ray Charles is God.
2. I am God.
3. Therefore, I am Ray Charles.
4. Therefore, I sing blues accompanied by a saxophone.
5. Therefore, I am the ultimate master of torture.
To Prove : 2 + 2 = 5
1. CRITICAL WINDOWS ERROR 404Ex255B/86
2. Windows cannot execute this instruction: "2 + 2 = ?".
3. This is because Windows is only programmed to give error messages.
4. Windows will use instead this randomly chosen number as result: 5.
5. Therefore, 2 + 2 = 5.
To prove : Sex is better than chocolate
1. Anything is better than nothing.
2. Nothing is better than Chocolate.
3. Therefore, anything is better than chocolate.
4. Including Sex.
To prove : People who eat too much chocolate are impotent
1. Sex is better than chocolate.
2. Some people think chocolate is better than sex.
5. Therefore, those who eat too much chocolate do not like sex.
6. Therefore they are impotent.
To Prove : You are bisexual
1. You drink water.
2. You Like Water.
3. Everybody Likes water.
4. You Like Everybody.
5. You are bisexual.
6. I drink only beer.
7. I am straight.
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