September 07, 2008

The Modern Marriage

This is an interesting and humorous look at the modern notion of marriage - courtesy my sister.

Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top!!

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha ha!!!Man...tat was amazin!!Courtesy sis??Who came up wid it nw??U or ur sis??

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